my life with depression.com

WOW most of this is soo true. I’ve put a star (*) next to MY common words

WORDS WOMEN USE

FINE

This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and
you need to shut up.

FIVE MINUTES*

If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five
minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game
before helping around the house.

NOTHING*

this is the calm before the storm. This means “something,” and you should be
on your toes. Arguments that begin with ‘Nothing’ usually end in “Fine”

GO AHEAD*

This is a dare, not permission. Don’t do it.

LOUD SIGH*

This is not actually a word, but is a nonverbal statement often
misunderstood by men. A “Loud Sigh” means she thinks you are an idiot and
wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you
over “Nothing”.

THAT’S OKAY

This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a
man. “That’s Okay” means that she wants to think long and hard before
deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

THANKS*

A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you’re
welcome.

Oh, and before we forget

“WHATEVER”

….it’s a woman’s way of saying *!#@ YOU!